Hmmm...I really HATE and DESPISE being over-weight. It puts a damper on everything, and for some reason, slender people don't understand when you don't want to go to the pool bar and have some drinks! That sounds like a bad-ass time...but, me...fat...in my bathing suit/cover up. I want to feel my greatess. That's all. I sorta wish I could be on The Biggest Loser. But, alas...they never come to my small-town. I got called "heavy-set" on friday at work. Nothing pisses me of worse than being called heavy-set. I'd rather be called big or thick...whatever...def not chubby or chunky. I cannot stand those 2 either. Ugh...guess there is only one thing I can do about my dilema. LOSE WEIGHT.
Well, last night I went to the Olive Garden and a movie with some friends. I ate two plates of salad, one breadstick, a strawberry smoothie type champagney drink, a coke and half of my stuffed shelled, baby shrimp w/tomatoes meal. I felt like I was 7 months pregnant afterwards. Movie was good though.
Soooo...I'm trying to think of my goals and such. I'm just gonna start typing. Annndddd...i'm setting them for January. Why torture myself through the holidays when I KNOW im gonna give in anyway? Yeah, that's what she said.
And sooooo...STARTING JANUARY, I shall:
1. Make my bed every day.
2. Wash my face every night before bed.
3. Put out my clothes for what I am going to wear every night before, including jewelry to go with the out-fit.
4. Shave my legs atleast 2 times a week.
5. Walk around my block atleast 3 times every day/night.
6. Do floor excercises/Hip Hop Abs every day/night.
7. Get my hair highlighted EVERY 3 months.
8. DO NOT BUY ANY NEW JEWELRY/CLOTHES UNTIL MY RING SIZE CHANGES AND CLOTHES ARE TOO BIG.
9. Watch atleast one of my favorite movies once a week.
10. When I am bored, don't get on the computer...take a walk.
11. Get my eye-brows waxed once a month.
12. Go to the movies ATLEAST once a month.
13. Keep my toe-nails and finger-nails groomed at all times.
14. Unless I'm going to the beach, pool, or gym...wear make-up and do my hair before going out. And, only wear my cover-up, gym pants, comfy pant, yoga pants if i'm going to the beach, pool, or gym.
15. Accesorize more!
16. Clean out my closet for the 100th time. I have WAY too many clothes.
17. Buy two purses per/year. One for Fall/Winter. One for Spring/Summer.
18. For every new purse, shirt, pair of pants that I buy, get rid of and old purse, shirt, or pair of pants. (same goes for shoes.)
19. Weigh myself monthly and keep track.
20. Be sweeter/more giving...but STAND MY GROUND, and don't let people walk over me, intimidate me, put me on the spot...etc.
21. SAVE SAVE SAVE money.
22. Buy myself a new mattress/bed/head board.
23. Buy myself a flat-screen/dvd player.
24. Get my second hold peirced.
25. Go out with my friends at least once a month.
26. Have a date night with my son once a month.
27. Go to bed every week night BY 10pm. Unless, I can't sleep.
28. Wake up every morning at least 2 hours before I have to be wherever I have to be.
29. Shower first thing when I get up in the morning and get ready.
30. Apply my self tanner atleast once a week to keep a glow.
*Trust me, all of these things may seem easy, but really...the can be quite difficult for me and I guess that is my goal to make them easy/fun things to do.
Good-day All!
I plan on writing a blog everyday, so don't fret ;)
...I think i'm gonna go make rice krispie treats while I can...
My alter-ego: My name is Louella Cortez. I'm a curvy/slender/sexy mother who doesn't look like a mother...with full breast and a great ass. I have perfect hair that flows perfectly with whatever i'm doing. I'm always up on the latest trends and styles and every girl/woman envies me. I'm a down to earth person but strikingly beautiful. I'm tan all year round. I own a really expensive house with all the new contemporary styles and scents. I do alot of charity work and never piss anyone off. All of my ex-boyfriends/lovers think about me atleast twice a day. I wake up every morning to the sunlight hitting my face in my king size state of the art bed with my $8,000 designer arabian bed comforter/furniture. If it's raining, I wake up whenever. I always wake up in a fantastic mood. Stretch and look amazing while i sit up...no man beside me;) I then walk across the room to my glorious girly bathroom...slide off my silk pj's, take a long shower; if i need to shave i get in my whirlpool hot-tub/bath first. I have the best salon shampoo ever. I then get dressed in whatever i "feel" for the day, or whatever looks best for what i'm doing for the day. Everything looks great on me, so this procedure does not take long. Make-up goes for the same...depending on where im going is how much i wear. I could get away with not wearing any. I then gracefully glide down my beautiful staircase, walk in the kitchen, drink a nice cold beverage, eat eggs w/cheese and fruit and go in my sitting-room and watch TV. I then go and run my errands for the day...if i have none, i walk around my luxerious home in awe of everything GREAT that i have. My son then comes home from school, then my boyfriend, who only lives with me on the weekends, comes over and we cook a really good dinner. We go out to eat atleast once a week. I watch atleast one of my favorite movies atleast once a week.
Me: My name should remain anonymous. Nobody ever really remembers anyway, right? Heh. I'm about 100 pounds overweight with small breast, still some-what firm, with a flat, wide ass and the biggest hips you have ever seen in your life. I'm very un-proportioned. I try to be stylish and keep up with the latest trends, but none of them ever seem to flatter my odd figure :/ I'm still a very down to earth person, with a "pretty face" which is what i get told alot since APPARENTLY my body isn't pretty. Ha, spare me. I'm only tan in the Summer, unless my body doesn't want to tan and i turn a weird red or i use my sunless tanner. I do not own a house, nor rent an apartment/house...i have recently moved back in with my parents and younger brother due to my Ex's poor financial skills. I'm not putting it all on him...I def know how to save money. Just hard with my LOW income and being a single mother. I try to please everyone and make everyone happy to avoid drama, but yet once every blue moon, i still manage to. I can only wish my ex-boyfriends/lovers still think about me twice a day. I think it's the other way around. I dwell on why our relationships ended...pretty much because they screwed it up...which is actually the truth, seriously. But, there is one guy. Let's call him....nah nevermind. But, whenever he gets a new woman i get slightly annoyed. Then again, he is a womanizer. Anywho, my sons father...i really could care less if i ever saw him again. First love, first hurt...blah. LOSER. I love that baby he gave me though more than words could EVER express. Ok...i think im getting off topic...I wake up everyday to some kind of loud noise/voice or my annoying alarm clock on my shitty cell phone. I'm in a bed i purchased when i was 19 at a discount store. I am now 26. I could not tell you how many women the baby daddy has had on it, guests for when i actually shared a nicer bed with a significant other. It's horrible...lets just put it that way. I currently have not sheets on it...and a scruffy uncomfortable quilt. If it's raining, i still wake up. The same exact way. Usually i'm not ready to get up at all and a fantasic mood is far from the mood im really in. I try to make the least noise getting out of bed since every move i make the damn mattress sqeaks like 1,000 mice getting squished at once. That's usually just on a work morning when my son is still sleeping. Yes, i share a bedroom with my four year old. He finally now has his own bed. Bless his heart. I then walk down our 3 feet hallway and walk into the brightess yellow-tiled 1970's bathroom you will ever see in your life. I actually have to shade my eyes. Once my eyes adjust i usually reach for one of my personal belongings on the crammed counter all five of us share and most likely knock something down. I take a 10-15 minute shower. I shave probably once every 2 weeks or whenever i get the chance. I get dressed in whatever is clean. It ALWAYS looks better on the hanger. I usually don't get breakfast because of the mad rush i'm in from the lack of sleep i got in the horrible bed the night before. If anything i'll grab a breakfast bar that i don't even like and maybe a bottled water. I then drive to work. Blah. Enough said. When i get off work i usually spend time with my son and live vicariously through him. Mom usually doesn't cook dinner anymore. Maybe once a week. So, i eat whatever. My ex-boyfriend is basically still my boyfriend. So, he usually comes over too. I obviously love him or this wouldn't be happening. I'm just probably afraid to commit ever again.
Okkkk...so, I usually do not pick on physical appearance. Especially sweet precious little babies! But, this is the parents fault. SHAPE YO BABIES HEAD. I understand that babies are more safe to sleep on their back, which is fine. But, most parents don't actually round the babies head which is what they should do if the don't want the babies back of the head look like a flat pancake. It just looks so odd to me! I know eventually when they grow up it will probably form more and not look as flat but I have seen babies from birth to about 4 years old and their face has a wideness to it and their head isn't exactly "round" like it should be. It just irritates me that parents are to lazy and let it go. My mama always told me to round my baby's head. Which i did! It will start to form to how they lay on it when they are sleeping. So...i'm just sayin...
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